Majorca Hotels Guide

Rating: 1

Oh what a lovely hotel I think not if you have booked up try and get else where.

When we got there there was no rooms. so they just dumped us across the road to another hotel. We were all inclusive but they just left us. Finally got a room the next day and what an eye opener crap the food wernt much better either.

If you are french then you will love it as all the entertainment was all in french as well as the kids club so if you have booked then good luck, hope you survive.

Rating: 2

Went to this hotel May bank holiday weekend 2005.

It was a good base hotel but cannot say I ate much her as the food was rank (did try it ), the rooms are out dates and the bathrooms rusty showers are a must!!!! The water is that brown you look like you have a good base tan on your first day, the drinks are self service this includes the alcohol so kids have to be watched at all times as there is 5 bottles of each spirit lined up on the bar for you to help yourself. Cocktails like pinacolada are in a machine that you put your cup under (like in fast food outlets) and children were helping themselves.

We were a group of ladies on a hen party weekend who are all mothers and grandmothers and spent time round the pool or looking after othe peoples children with alcohol poisoning, a few of use are nurses in alderhey childerens hospital in Liverpool. It was very rare to see bar staff managing this area.

There is a fun pub down the road called Banana Joes, this is a must for all adults. If you are a bit wild its a place to let your hair down. Dancing on the bar is allowed (film...koyote ugly) and they even provide the shots for you to run up and down the bar with if you give them a dance. Beware they do also try and get you to do it topless for a special cocktail (saying nothing... slippery nipple tastes really nice) .C.M. is about a 15 minute walk away 4 euro in a taxi home.

Its not the best hotel I have stayed in and i deffo would not take my children there with fear of food or alcohol poisoning. I did see a kids club there on the first floor but no rep or children in 5 days. My room was over the bar/disco on the first floor viewing the pool, which is about 10x15 metres. It looks bigger on the pictures, we were very suprised on how small it was. Childrens outdoor area was a joke, would not lock a dog with rabies in it.

All in all majorca is great. Going there Feb half term with family but staying at Sol Cala Blanca, been there 5 times 0 complaints, its beautiful clean and all I can say you get what you pay for.

Rating: 1

My husband and I booked five nights at the Hotel Ola Panama, and was looking forward to a short break. We had planned on meeting up with other family members who were booked in the hotel.

On arrival we were utterly gob smacked. Wait for it, not because we were impressed with what we saw, but quite the opposite. From the great big dirty canopy outside which looked more of a fire hazard than decorative. But the real shock to come was the bedrooms. We felt as if we had stepped back 70 years into the past. The tatty furniture, curtain and bedding was laughable. We both looked at each other and the same thought ran through our minds, do we turn and run now, or is there better to come.

But no, We are both in our 40s and we have never seen a hair dryer as the one in the bathroom. Old wasn't the word, antique was more suited. Surely those pink bathroom suites went out with Noah and the Ark. We got the runs on the first day and never eat or drank in the dining room again. The pool was dirty, and our room still had the previous guest rubbish left under the beds. The TV in the bedroom was dangerously perched high over the second beds, and all the cupboards doors rattled.

Would we go there again, Never!!! It should be condemned.

Rating: 5

I have only been once to this hotel but I love it.

Not because I'm british like most have a bad name, I loved it because I found the frensh here was fantastic. I did not go to abuse the drinking like most do, I thought it was very friendly.

I'm actually trying to book my next holiday here. I went in may with my mother and she loved it, now i want to take my husband.

It is also a great place for kids, i'm hoping I can get in for october, don't expect 5* because ur not gonna get it, but to me it is what i like, saying no more, dont want too many going.